I wish there was a cure. No man nor woman should be crushing on someone twittering stuff like, "To answer ur question: Where I grew up, guns were for pussies who can't fight..." or, referring to a previously aired episode, "Yes, yes, tonight is the episode wear I got sewn up. 17 stitches to be exact.. 4 to sew the muscle back together and 13 to keep my skull in." or, "I don't like circles and I'm tired of BS.. makes me mad!.. and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...." SO RINDONKULOUS and YET... *confused flail?* SIGH.
As for Leverage, I'm itching to read some fic but I can't FIND any. I can see myself getting into Eliot/Nate and maybe even Eliot/Parker (shockingly; I don't do het, usually) but I don't want PWPs, I want character centric pieces where the characters are actually in character. The idea of Parker jumping into bed with Eliot without any kind of solid backstory makes me shudder. Is there any such thing out there yet? The last two times I got the itch I went looking and ended up thoroughly traumatized so I figured this time I'd ask you kind people first. Halp?